A wet tights dilemma

It was a snow day.  It came down very thick and heavy overnight and we had about 3 feet of snow.  It was delightful, because we also got a snow day off from school!  My friend Ronnie who lived a few blocks away had called me up to come over and go sledding with him.  I got my snow pants and socks together and started getting dressed, when I had this idea... how it would be warmer if I had tights on.  I had squirreled away a pair of navy blue tights from my sister, which I had not seen her wear in a long time, and decided to put them on.  I left my underwear off.  I instantly got a thrill putting them on, and even more so when my ski pants were on, with my tights covered feet showing below.  I then put my sweat socks on over them got my heavy shirt on, and went downstairs for my coat and snow boots.  Mom was in the kitchen and I told her where I was going.  Off I went!